Wednesday, January 24, 2007

there are no winners here.

The hawker of Paris Hilton's sex tape has apparently contacted both Hilton and porn star Jenna Jameson about starring in a new reality series that takes the concept of Beauty and the Geek to new (low) extremes: according to TMZ, he's trying to sell a show called "Virgin Territory," where men in the age ranges of 18-34 compete for an obvious prize where the show's tagline is, "When you win it, you lose it."

Given the various rumors surrounding Hilton and Jameson, I'd advise the winner go with abstinence -- of course, if said show comes to fruition, the contestants probably wouldn't get laid if they didn't win.

Odds on Fox buying it: even.

6 comments:

The Big Picture said...

know this sounds bad, Signal, but if they had jenna dancing around in next-to-nothing, i may watch...though i could just go rent porn. that may be better...

SAMO said...

That is amazing!

THN said...

I'm in.

Signal to Noise said...

Zach, what is this "renting porn" you speak of?

One More Dying Quail said...

"When you win it, you lose it."

They're a little vague on what we're "winning" here. Could be a night of fun with Paris and a video camera, could be a lifetime of joy with Jenna's herpes. You never know.

Signal to Noise said...

A night of fun with Paris and a video camera? I'd never seen a supposed sex symbol whom I've thought "No, I don't understand why people think she's attractive," until I saw Paris Hilton.

I wouldn't go near either one of them with Matt Leinart's dick.