Wednesday, January 10, 2007

"So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Giants!"


The Giants have extended Sergeant Hartman, er, Tom Coughlin, for another year as coach after the recruits disobeyed orders all season by talking smack about each other to the press, talking about impending retirements, and blaming the media for their problems before predictably losing to the Eagles last week.

After a season where the team's marquee QB looked generally listless, uninterested, and had to be protected from the criticism by teammates when he looked like he'd rather be playing squash, I'm willing to bet Eli Manning will be going Section 8 on us by the end of the 2007 regular season.


(Jeremy Shockey strikes me as a perfect Animal Mother for the 21st Century.)

4 comments:

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

dude, 9 posts?!?! Insane. Nice work...though are you still employed?

Keep it up!

Signal to Noise said...

That's the glory of working graveyard shift. Leave the office in the early morning, hit the gym, post, sleep, post some more while watching the Nuggets-Spurs after watching the president talk about stuff everyone knew about three days in advance.

Run Up The Score! said...

My favorite sign in the crowd for the Eagles / Giants game was, "Hey, Eli! You're No Cooper!"

Signal to Noise said...

No other fans know how to hate quite like Philly fans.