Pure Advertising Goodness.

Mr. T., flopping soccer players, and a tank. It's really all you need.

Thanks, With Leather!

Kevin Millar: Dancing Machine.

The Orioles 1B is just a dancing fool. Here's a clip via Gheorghe: The Blog of him doing the Ray Lewis:



Plus, the Big Lead has found him getting his Boss on:



I like goofy guys like this, and for most of his career, Kevin Millar has been "that guy."

We'd Have Heard About This Sooner If It Hadn't Been On PBS.

Of course, this is all over the place -- can someone at CBS fire Billy Packer now?

(Edit: Bad form on me, I forgot to credit: saw it first at Awful Announcing, and then Our Book of Scrap reminded me come morning time.)

Pure, Unfiltered Nightmare Fuel.

That is, Karl Rove, spitting rhymes at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night after cracking a joke about tearing the heads off small animals:



As the Rude Pundit eloquently puts it, this is a video that will make you want to down three Klonopin with a bottle of tequila after watching it.

Bark Like the Dog You Are, McRoberts!

I bring this video montage from the Big Lead, because no picture really encapsulates the suck that Josh McRoberts encapsulated for Duke this year after playing well his freshman year, and now, he wants to go to the NBA and mix it up with the big guns?



"Young bones groan, and the rocks below say, 'Throw your skinny body down, son.'" - the Smiths

damn, I miss college.

Spreading around a couple videos from Deadspin -- first, the beauty of Nerf basketball, as shown by Vanderbilt students:



My floor's dorm room videos would involve very stoned water-ballooning in the middle of the hall.

And next, Duke students invent a very useful device.



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