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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

yes, I'm through with Buzz.

Rule #1 of live news: talent must always assume the mic is hot.
Rule #2 of live news: the audio tech should always turn the talent's mic down when they're not talking, because talent always forgets rule #1.

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