Wednesday, February 21, 2007

this year's coaches as South Park characters.

Found at the Georgia Sports Blog via the FanHouse (click to enlarge):

Dan Hawkins needs to be screaming after the "intramurals" rant a couple weeks ago and Mangino needs to be fatter. Next, the Big 10 (saw it on Deadspin a week ago, I think):

Bret Bielema looks like Buddha, and I'm OK with that. I didn't think Cheaty McSweatervest ever showed emotion. Tim Brewster looks so high he has no idea what's going on. Now, the SEC:

Les Miles looks ready to kill a motherfucker. Finally, the ACC:

Chan Gailey looks very old. Four years of Reggie Ball will do that to you. Butch Davis = stoner. No way Friedgen is fatter than Mangino.

Zach did the Pac-10 version last year, and I think that's the only big-time conference left for 2007. I eagerly await.


Zach Landres-Schnur said...

these things are hilarious! i wonder who actually makes them. i want the secret.

Signal to Noise said...

No kidding. There's a lot of detail in this year's as opposed to last year's, although I miss Mark Richt's halo and Joe Pa needs some crutches.

Marco said...

Joe Pa is the best one there....I'm still laughing about that

save the steagles said...

These are brilliant! Fulmer has some great definition in his man globes. I want a little Bobby Bowden for of my own.

Signal to Noise said...

Zach - I think this Kit Kitchens person makes 'em (or so says FanHouse.)

Head Chick said...

was this all it took for me to be interested in college football? I love cartoons.

Somebody should do the college basketball coaches.

Signal to Noise said...

I would kill to see South Park versions of Roy Williams and Coach K.

DigitalHeadbutt said...

You got it.


Coach K-

DigitalHeadbutt said...

Butch Davis is actually trying to emulate Tressel and don the Sweater vest.

If only Bunting and Amato had stayed long enough to be South Parkified. That would be something.