if you ain't no punk, holla "WE WANT PRE-NUP!"

And that is lesson #1 of being a rich bastard or bitch, one that a former Beatle forgot, and the knives are out!

The allegations are over the top and unsubstantiated (so far), but they're so outlandish, it doesn't matter. Frankly, I thought being a constant and well-known pothead was supposed to keep you mellow.

The winner in the long line of accusations Heather Mills has made against Paul McCartney has to be this one: "Mills McCartney states that Sir Paul demanded she not breast feed their daughter, telling her, 'They are my breasts.'"

Hey, it's Man Law #4: You poke it, you own it.